Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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