who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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