In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
