i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Is it penis luge time yet?
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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