We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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