U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The beer is more important than you right now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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