He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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