tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
