i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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