I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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