Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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