i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
soo... how was my night?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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