Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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