found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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