This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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