dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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