problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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