All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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