What a fucking waste of an outfit
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is Oprah even human
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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