i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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