idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
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kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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