I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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