just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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