Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
soo... how was my night?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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