Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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