p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I need water and some morals
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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