so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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