Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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