When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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