Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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