please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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