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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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