The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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