tell your sister to shave her snatch
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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