How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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