do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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