nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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