it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Terrible idea I love it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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