He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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