why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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