So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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