is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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