Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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