kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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