okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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