he wants to bone in the snuggie
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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