absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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