i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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