funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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