Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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