why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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