I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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