this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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