Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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