super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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