Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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