bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
God, you're like boner-b-gone
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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