please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i was born a porn star she said
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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