is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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